"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"
Just in case you guys didn’t know you are allowed to send me messages
even if you think you’re not.
you still cute.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
"points at responsibilities" hey fuck u
THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*